i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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