So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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