Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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