jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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