i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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