Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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