I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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