I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Boobs speak an international language.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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