I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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