so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We were destined to go to rehab together
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
