This is not my ceiling
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Randomize