come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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