I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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