If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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