But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
