he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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