new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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