we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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