he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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