they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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