Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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