i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize