I bet he comes in French.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Life is so much better after having sex.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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