If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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