Did you just see the Batmobile???
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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