I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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