We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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