If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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