she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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