I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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