Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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