So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Come share oat with me in your robe
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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