I just made out with a guy for $7.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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