It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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