I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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