Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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