i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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