Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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