so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
As shirtless as possible
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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