You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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