You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Randomize
