Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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