My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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