so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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