is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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