what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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