can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
