D3 body, D1 cock
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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