Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I need to calm my uterus...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
