she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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