i don't like sucking hair
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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