Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me