we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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