I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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