HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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