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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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