I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Randomize
