Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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