? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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